Each month starts the same,
an envelope in the mail.
You’ll sort it out soon.
Halfway through the month,
you check out the stack of bills.
How can this be true?!
You race round the home,
turning off the lights and heat.
That debt is no joke.
The family’s been warned,
find a candle and matchstick.
Let’s see them bill that!
This series is intended to highlight the ridiculous antics of adulthood – a milestone we all wanted to reach as quickly as we could. Unfortunately, the reality of adulthood is not the endless cake and cookie feast we all believed it to be. It turns out, there are a lot of monthly bills and no one cooks you dinner!
Shank You Very Much 